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I have an alternative interpretation to this story. Can anyone doubt it is the political season and the political class rather than trees blooming that is responsible for the "Foul Smell"? I forecast it will get worse as the political season progresses.

"Bad Smell Blanketing the DC Metro Area

Updated: Friday, 16 Mar 2012, 11:44 AM EDT
Published : Friday, 16 Mar 2012, 7:46 AM EDT

WASHINGTON - Reports of a really bad odor blanketing the metro area have been reported from downtown D.C. to Fairfax County to Oxon Hill!

You may have smelled it Thursday night or Friday morning - and lots of people are talking about it.

We've been getting a lot of comments about it on Facebook this morning.

Rondolyn Coleman said she "thought the smell was coming from those white trees that are blooming...stinky!"

Christopher Wood has this theory, "a lot of trees have an odor that attracts flies and other insects. The bugs think they've found decomposing flesh…but they've really been tricked into pollinating the tree."

Share your comments with us on Facebook and be sure to tell us where you were when you smelled it, too!

We're trying to track down the source of the stink!"
It is DC's own unique blend of rancid corruption and festering self-interest with just a hint of moral hazard.

It's commonly known as "Eau de Kleptocrat"

Ron Paul 2012
.... or... it could be the rotting corpses of Our Founding Fathers rising from the grave to save The Constitution from Fuhrer O.

Ron Paul 2012
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